Saturday, April 05, 2008

Glob Launches On Line Newspaper!

Announcement Met With Polite Disinterest!!

By Howard Beale - aging UBS news anchor
After several false starts, and late night board room discussions that sometimes ended in fisticuffs, the decision was made to Publish Exclusively Electronically rather than Publish Only On Paper. "This decision to PEE rather than POOP was really one of necessity," said Frater Bovious. "We have so much to say. I would characterize it as an urge that could not be denied." To be underwhelmed go to: The Global Exclaimer Ψ

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