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In Xtreme White Rap
By Mark Connolly

Dey wus dis being named Yahweh

A Mighty Righteous Dude

Wuz gonna make some people and he knew dey need some food

So, being Omnipotent

And always doin' right

He Spun hisself around and Whoah! dey was Light!

Ponderances

"Stark staring incredulity is a far more loyal tribute to that truth than a modernist metaphysic that would make it out merely a matter of degree. It were better to rend our robes with a great cry against blasphemy, like Caiaphas in the judgement, or to lay hold of the man as a maniac possessed of devils like the kinsmen and the crowd, rather than to stand stupidly debating fine shades of pantheism in the presence of so catastrophic a claim. There is more of the wisdom that is one with surprise in any simple person, full of the sensitiveness of simplicity, who should expect the grass to wither and the birds to drop dead out of the air, when a strolling carpenter's apprentice said calmly and almost carelessly, like one looking over his shoulder: 'Before Abraham was, I am.'"

G. K. Chesterton

The Everlasting Man

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