Evolutionary Theory ProvedIn what theologians are saying is proof that God has a sense of humor, evolutionary pressures are self selecting Creationists for evolutionary success, relegating Evolutionists to the back of the gene pool.
By Mark Connolly
Editor, Dallas Bureau
"The breeding habits of various religious groups such as Catholics and Mormons results in family counts of 15 or more", says noted evolutionary theorist, Dr. Chuck Derwin.
"Typical Evolutionists, with our non-viable species supporting birth rate of only 1.2 babies per family, are simply being bred out of existence." He stood for a moment, a bemused expression on his face.
"It appears - it appears that... that we're just another evolutionary dead-end", Dr Chuck stammered.
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2 comments:
viva la survival of the fittest
sweet irony!
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