Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Kerry Goes on the Attack

RACINE, W.Va. — In the deadly serious game of campaigning for the Presidency, Kerry seriously ups the ante

Democrat John Kerry, with fresh campaign advice from the Comeback Kid, hammered President Bush anew Monday on the economy and Iraq, determined to break the GOP momentum.

“The ‘W’ stands for wrong,” Kerry said of Bush’s middle initial. “Wrong choices, wrong judgment, wrong priorities, wrong direction for our country.”

In response to the Swift Boat Vets, he then added the following devastating comment in his trademark measured cadence- "I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me, and sticks to you."

This was followed by the coup de grâce - "Infinity! No take backs."

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2 comments:

Daver said...

It's a good thing that Kerry's middle initial isn't "W" - that would stand for "Wussie!"

Daver Out!

Anonymous said...

In Kerry's case, W would stand for waffle.