Campaign Strategy with Terry McAuliffe

Paddy, one of The Glob's interns, asked in her giggly bouncy way if she could have a real assignment. So, we decided to send her to interview Terry McAuliffe. As Trotter Johnson (writer of The Fishin' Report) is fond of noting, Paddy is "one hot hunk of girl meat." We knew she would find a way to get an interview. And she did.

Paddy caught up with Terry at a swank DC restaurant and made it to his table by bouncing up and down and feigning an orgasm. She was able to ask one question and get a partial response before the interview was abruptly terminated:

The Glob: So, Terry, this campaign seems to have gone somewhat awry. Kerry seems to be his own worst enemy. Why do you suppose he keeps shooting himself in the foot?

TM: Well, it always worked before...
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