Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Campaign Strategy
with Terry McAuliffe

Paddy, one of The Glob's interns, asked in her giggly bouncy way if she could have a real assignment. So, we decided to send her to interview Terry McAuliffe. As Trotter Johnson (writer of The Fishin' Report) is fond of noting, Paddy is "one hot hunk of girl meat." We knew she would find a way to get an interview. And she did.

Paddy caught up with Terry at a swank DC restaurant and made it to his table by bouncing up and down and feigning an orgasm. She was able to ask one question and get a partial response before the interview was abruptly terminated:

The Glob: So, Terry, this campaign seems to have gone somewhat awry. Kerry seems to be his own worst enemy. Why do you suppose he keeps shooting himself in the foot?

TM: Well, it always worked before...
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3 comments:

ALa said...

Frater...Have you ever checked out the site Protien Wisdom? I have it linked on my page and I think (judging from things you write) that you would love this guys humor...he's insane...
http://www.celluloid-wisdom.com/pw/index.php/weblog/

You'll have to let me know what you think...
This post reminded me of something he would do.

Frater Bovious said...

Thanks! Yes, it seems somehow familiar! Yet different. I also liked some of the sites linked from there, like spoons and Lashawn.

Thanks for pointing it out. fb

Kat said...

Now that was funny!

I mean, I think I need to remember that and send it to my brother. he'll love to tell it a couple hundred times. LOL